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"GIL: Time is pressing. I have a ten-pound salami sitting out in the van."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"LORELAI: Mom. Dad. I’m not having a sex change operation."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"EMILY: I wonder who that could be, first thing in the morning?
RICHARD: Perhaps it’s Marshall, the golf instructor, unable to wait until after Melly’s party to have you."#GilmoreGirls
Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"LORELAI: There’s something about Weston’s, it’s always the place where we ‘talk’."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"LORELAI: .Hey, do you think today is the day we’re finally going to go through all twelve layers of the twelve-layer German chocolate cake? The bikers have demonstrated the importance of challenging oneself"
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"MICHEL: I’m going to be unemployed. A very attractive asset on the dating scene. You know, we have our own little section at Match.com."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"LORELAI: I now love bike riders so much, that from now on when driving I will no longer consider how many points I’d get if I took them out."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"GIL: .Next time I won’t wait for the money, and my kid can just paint himself silver and do the robot on the street corner"
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"LOGAN: You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts"
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"LORELAI: Rory, the penal system is not something we enjoy, It’s something with a name that makes us giggle."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"ZACH: Dude, you keep nagging me, I’m going to have to buy you a ring."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"LORELAI: Young people do stupid things. I got pregnant. This is better, it’s not so permanent."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"TAYLOR: I swear, if something doesn’t have a Marc Jacobs label on it, you girls just don’t notice it."
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Season 5, Episode 22- “A House is Not a Home” -
"EMILY: She made no noise when she walked, so you couldn’t hear her coming. I felt like I was being stalked by an elf."
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Season 5, Episode 21- “Blame Booze and Melville” -
"LORELAI: ‘Uh, Luke, you’re going to be a daddy.’ Suddenly there’s nothing left but a puff of smoke and a baseball cap spinning on the floor."
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Season 5, Episode 21- “Blame Booze and Melville”
